Posts Tagged: prayer


Oklahoma judge bars trans people from changing names





Oh cool I’m a fraudster in Oklahoma. “Citing the Bible, Judge Bill Graves says transgender men and women are changing their names for ‘fraudulent purposes’”

This only has 6 notes because… Why? This is important people.

Yeah, when people bitch about how backward-ass Texas is, I always point them to one state north. Because shit like this.


Oklahoma County district judge Bill Graves, a former state legislator, cited the Bible in disallowing the name changes

‘It is notable Genesis 1:27-28 states: “So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth.”

‘The DNA code shows God meant for them to stay male and female.’

Tell me again why groups like Freedom From Religion are unnecessary. Please, remind me about how all this church-state separation stuff was solved years ago and that we should all drop it now, please. Now is the fucking time to speak up.

time for another installment of “that’s fucking ridiculous”

Source: fuzzyhorns

Romney Suggests Obama Has Plans To Remove God From Currency

Mitt Romney put God at center stage of his stump speech during a campaign stop in Virginia Beach Saturday. Alongside televangelist Pat Robertson, Romney made it clear, in case you were wondering, that he has no intention of taking the word “God” out of his party’s platform or off the country’s currency, reports Politico. It was a not-so-thinly-veiled attack against Obama and the Democrats, who took heat from conservatives for not mentioning God in their platform. They later reinserted it.

After leading a reciting of the Pledge of Allegiance in the middle of his remarks, Romney began talking about God. “That pledge says ‘under God.’ I will not take God out of our platform. I will not take God off our coins. And I will not take God out of my heart,” Romney said to roaring applause from the audience. Romney also pledged to “rebuild America’s military might” to an audience that was heavy on military families, reports CNN.

If I ever get a time machine, I will go back in time, and make Senator McCarthy eat a gigantic box of communist dicks.

Source: goodreasonnews


A top Vatican representative and Roman Catholic Archbishop is reaching out to form a coalition with other religions and has called on them to join the Vatican in a worldwide holy war against same-sex marriage, claiming that proliferation of equality “is not a good thing for society,” and will lead to “confusion.” (via Vatican Declares Gay Marriage Holy War, Forms Worldwide Religions Coalition | The New Civil Rights Movement)

I’m glad they cured poverty and disease, so they can focus on what really matters. OH WAIT—



“She was smiling every day, she was the same. She went to church all the time,” said Nolan O’Neil. “Never expected nothing like that.”

(via MCSO: Mother slit 5-year-old boy’s throat to ‘release the demons’ | Houston)

There’s your Christianity, right there.

This woman is an obedient Christian. How is she any different than Abraham or Moses or Noah or John the Apostle? God revealed something to her and she acted as instructed, no matter how crazy everyone thought she was.




Percentage of candidates income donated to charity

Really, Rick? Less than 2%?! Watch Santorum’s answer when he’s confronted about his history of tiny donations. He claims it’s because one of his daughters is special needs and, because of that, he doesn’t have a lot of extra money to throw around… I call bullshit!

He made over $3.6 million dollars in the past four years as a ‘corporate consultant’ lobbyist.

I do not accept The Mormon Institution Church or the Catholic Gestapo Church as charity, no matter which of these three are giving their money to those asshats churches.

A word association game, from left to right:

Obama—trustworthy. professor. calm & collected.

OvenMitt—used car salesman. uncle who tries too hard, laughs too loud, tells bad jokes.

Santorum—weasel. sleazy. slimeball. fraudster. scum. face genetically arranged in such a way that makes you wish someone would punch it.

Source: thesoapboxschtick