So the other morning I came outside to see this.
Cheeky little butthead was sleeping in the birdhouse. He was SUPER cute though…
Black Snake House-sits for Bluebird Friends; Gets Accused of Five Counts of Homicide. “They don’t even HAVE children!” says Snake. “In-vitro fertilization just hasn’t worked for us yet,” Bluebird confirms, “but we’re still praying!” God responds, “Like I give a shit about birds,” while gracefully slaughtering several thousand children in a hundred different and mysterious ways.
Source: thebiggestnerd
