I was educationally blindsided. Over four years later, I know nothing and got an expensive, coveted degree to show for it.

Yeah, God’s promise that no matter how much he may regret his whole creation he will not attempt to destroy it all again by way of flood. It’s a pretty specific promise, not really comforting for an omnipotent being to say, of all the ways he could wreck everything, he’s putting THIS SPECIFIC METHOD off limits. 

Oh my gahd. I suddenly understand why biblical literalists aren’t concerned by climate change causing the seas to rise. Well, you theoretical literalists, you can destroy a lot of creatures without it being all creatures, in which case your God would still be following his promise and we would all still be climate fucked.

Yeah, God’s promise that no matter how much he may regret his whole creation he will not attempt to destroy it all again by way of flood. It’s a pretty specific promise, not really comforting for an omnipotent being to say, of all the ways he could wreck everything, he’s putting THIS SPECIFIC METHOD off limits.

Oh my gahd. I suddenly understand why biblical literalists aren’t concerned by climate change causing the seas to rise. Well, you theoretical literalists, you can destroy a lot of creatures without it being all creatures, in which case your God would still be following his promise and we would all still be climate fucked.

missmurrka:

mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

MY SIDES

my people :)

Source: mediaite.com

Ahaha ahaha hahaha. Thanks for your bullshit, family members on Facebook. “Because sin.” Right. Not because your God is an asshole, or because God isn’t real and weather does whatever the fuck it wants in accordance with the laws of nature. Bad shit happens because the first humans lost a rigged game staged by an omnipotent lunatic. Thanks for playing, goodnight.

Ahaha ahaha hahaha. Thanks for your bullshit, family members on Facebook. “Because sin.” Right. Not because your God is an asshole, or because God isn’t real and weather does whatever the fuck it wants in accordance with the laws of nature. Bad shit happens because the first humans lost a rigged game staged by an omnipotent lunatic. Thanks for playing, goodnight.

Ahaha I don’t even remember drawing this but I love it

Ahaha I don’t even remember drawing this but I love it

Apparently I can’t look at these sketchbooks. They belong to the cat now.

Apparently I can’t look at these sketchbooks. They belong to the cat now.

drawology:

GWANGI GOLD RUSH ROUND FOUR: DEMONS IN THE DARK (pt2)


Originally this was longer and had less jokes.  I’m done for now but if I get the time I’ll add an aftermath/epilogue page, sorry for the cliffhanger.

Source: drawology

time to drink tiny bottles of goldschlager and look thru old artwork

if there’s one thing i learned during this move it’s that i have a shitton of booze i never drink and apparently don’t want to share

time to drink tiny bottles of goldschlager and look thru old artwork

if there’s one thing i learned during this move it’s that i have a shitton of booze i never drink and apparently don’t want to share

drawology:

GWANGI GOLD RUSH ROUND FOUR: DEMONS IN THE DARK (pt1)

Initially I did not plan for this to be so comical and light-hearted, hence the darker name.  I guess it’s like Star Trek: Into Darkness.

Source: drawology

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

(via missmurrka)

Source: niknak79

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growlithed:

protip

if someone is drawing or whatever 

dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs

dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended

dont scribble across the page or the picture

dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”

youre an asshole

you touch my paper you touch my drawing utensil you die mothafucka

(via thebiggestnerd)

Source: growlithed